"Kyle Bern" is dead.

"Kyle Bern" is dead.  Speaking to you now is Kyle Bern.  I am leaving this blog up for posterity and archival purposes, although I am subject to take it down on a whim.  It has been useful, if not always fun, to write in the voice you are by now familiar with (especially if you've read my novel, ...and the kids: A Disorientation Guide For The College-Bound, available from all major online retailers) but I've moved onto better things. 

My second novel Sprawled has been taking up all my energies writing.  I hope you will read it upon release.